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Reasonable Accommodations #8

2nd Nov 2020, 1:15 PM in Reasonable Accommodations
Reasonable Accommodations #8
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PJSam 2nd Nov 2020, 1:42 PM
Aren't zebras more closely related to donkeys then horses?
rob 8th Aug 2021, 4:49 PM
Almost every pun is based on the word center. If that does not get old..
Guest 3rd Nov 2020, 9:37 AM
Missed out a few other Centaur jokes.
"You hear about the doctor who's also a centaur? He's the Centaur of Disease Control."
"There's so many centaur jokes, I decided to branch out and make one about a half-human, half-goat individuals. Alas, it wasn't very fauny."
"I had a dream last night that I was half-man, half-horse. My shrink says I'm just being self centaured."
"Have you herd the one about a group of centaurs?"
"My GF doesn't pay attention to me since I turned into a centaur and she turned into a half-lion, half-eagle. I think I'm being griffin the brush off."
"You hear about the centaur who went overseas? He was a taurist!"
Salen 3rd Nov 2020, 9:38 AM
I guess I forgot to sign my name on these horrible jokes. No one else would want them, I'm not sure why I'd want to claim such a distinction.
zeegee 3rd Nov 2020, 5:52 PM
I once sought out someone to teach me all about Centaurs. It was quite a Centaur mentor journey.
Centaur71 7th Dec 2022, 6:28 AM
Don’t worry about it, Salem; your jokes certainly make CENTS to me!
Centaur71 7th Nov 2020, 9:52 AM
Who knew they were both showmen? What do you call a halfhorse that's looking for things to buy? A SHOPPING CENTAUR! *rimshot*
Blaise 14th Nov 2020, 5:55 PM
Blaise here, the winged zebra, thanks so much for putting me in! So honored!
centaur71 15th Nov 2020, 6:33 PM
I remember when I first became a Centaur; the eugenics lab at Biodyne was an absolute wreck when I emerged from the genesis chamber...
DarkwingDude 16th Nov 2020, 11:49 AM
Just be grateful they didn't put the giftshop at the end of the tour.... who knows what mess you might have made in there...
Corvus 28th Mar 2021, 9:38 AM
When a priest ponies up, they become the centaur of Mass
Centaur71 27th Jan 2023, 3:51 AM
Just as well; these jokes are getting re-TAUR-ded