Missed out a few other Centaur jokes.
"You hear about the doctor who's also a centaur? He's the Centaur of Disease Control."
"There's so many centaur jokes, I decided to branch out and make one about a half-human, half-goat individuals. Alas, it wasn't very fauny."
"I had a dream last night that I was half-man, half-horse. My shrink says I'm just being self centaured."
"Have you herd the one about a group of centaurs?"
"My GF doesn't pay attention to me since I turned into a centaur and she turned into a half-lion, half-eagle. I think I'm being griffin the brush off."
"You hear about the centaur who went overseas? He was a taurist!"
"You hear about the doctor who's also a centaur? He's the Centaur of Disease Control."
"There's so many centaur jokes, I decided to branch out and make one about a half-human, half-goat individuals. Alas, it wasn't very fauny."
"I had a dream last night that I was half-man, half-horse. My shrink says I'm just being self centaured."
"Have you herd the one about a group of centaurs?"
"My GF doesn't pay attention to me since I turned into a centaur and she turned into a half-lion, half-eagle. I think I'm being griffin the brush off."
"You hear about the centaur who went overseas? He was a taurist!"