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Nature Calls, Please Leave A Message #13

30th Jan 2023, 3:30 PM in Nature Calls, Please Leave a Message
Nature Calls, Please Leave A Message #13
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Salen 30th Jan 2023, 4:59 PM
Salen
Yeah, uh... you might need more "horsepower", or maybe a wench would work too.
DarkwingDude 31st Jan 2023, 6:24 AM
DarkwingDude
That sounds like some of that new-fangled logic that gets in the way of fun
Guest 30th Jan 2023, 5:34 PM
Up won't do when you can go to the side.
Centaur71 31st Jan 2023, 4:48 AM
You make a valid point; change your directional angle of attack vector so your not fighting gravity on its own terms. ‘If you lift up straight, you bear the weight; if you lift to the side, you enjoy the ride!’ (andI remember the game Choplifter on the Atari 2600 and NES)
Guest 1st Feb 2023, 5:53 AM
That's good rocket science, that is. They call it a gravity turn. The reason rockets even start straight up is because of the atmosphere.
Centaur71 1st Feb 2023, 10:39 PM
If we hadn’t scrapped the orbiter program, by now we’d likely be launching those things w/o the use of chemical fuel boosters using gravity as propulsion!
PJSam 31st Jan 2023, 1:43 AM
I'd say get a chainsaw, but I don't want this guy to have a chainsaw.
DarkwingDude 31st Jan 2023, 6:26 AM
DarkwingDude
The Texas Zebraiger Massacre...